I Hate Mornings
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. |
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Franchises Available |
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Why I'm Not At Work |
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A Puzzle |
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Batting Practice |
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I don't
approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected. |
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I saw a
woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said, "Implants?"
She hit me! |
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and
got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. |
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I was a little confused about paying an invoice
I'd just received, so I
decided to ask my new assistant for some mathematical help. I called her into
my office and asked, "You graduated from Marshal, right?" She
nodded to the affirmative. "Well, I need some help here! Lets say that
if I was to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much
would you take off?" She thought only for a moment, then
happily replied,
"Everything but my earrings." |
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Celebrity Charcoal Sketches |
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THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE
WORLD.
Right now, as you read this, 17 Million Americans are having SEX! And
you're on the computer |
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I
hate it as much as anyone when people forward too many warnings, but
this one is important! Warning!! Send this warning to everyone on your
e-mail list!
If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey
on deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around, do
not do it! IT IS A SCAM; they only want to see you naked.
I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid now...
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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you,
but don't start anything." |
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Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. |
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