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And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his
friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them
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Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd been run over by
a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and
he's walking with a limp.
What happened to YOU?" asks Sean, the bartender. "Ah, Jamie O'Connor and
me had a fight," says Paddy. "That little squirt, O'Connor," says Sean,
"He couldn't do that to you without havin' something in his hand."
”That he did," says Paddy, "A shovel is what he had in his hand, and a
terrible lickin' he gave me with it."
"Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself man! Didn't you
have something in YOUR hand?"
"That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Connor's breast, and a thing of beauty
it was, but useless in a fight."
Contributed by: Jack Smith - Indiana
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