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Larry's Proverbs
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Iowa Flooding
 

 

 

 
 
 
 
 DRUG HEAD RUSH LIMBURGER REPUBLICAN PARTY  SPOKESPERSON.
 

 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Animals

OLDEST AMERICAN CITIZEN AT 115

Shirley sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV? I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started...

 
     
 

 
 

100-Foot 'Borneo Monster

One photo, of a serpentine shape in the Baleh river, was said to be taken from a helicopter by a member of a disaster team monitoring flood conditions. Locals suggest that the animal may be a creature of folklore called Nabau, a dragon-like, shape-shifting sea serpent

 
 

 

 
 

 
 
 

 
 
 
 
Hudson River, NY - Plane Down
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told Shirley about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.' And then the fight started...

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