Federal Aviation Agency
800 Independence Avenue, SW
Washington, DC 20591

Dear Sirs;

I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings and at the same time getting our  airline industry back on its feet.  Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women, we should replace all of our female flight  attendants with strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get on planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course,  every businessman in this country would start flying again  in hopes of seeing a naked woman. We would have no more hijackings and the airline industry would have record sales.

Now why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to solve all these problems?


Bill Clinton