TO TELL THE SEX OF A FLY!
A woman walks into the kitchen to find her husband
stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asks.
"Hunting flies," he responds.
Killing any?" she asks.
"Yep. 3 males, 2 Females," he replies.
Intrigued, she asks. "How can you tell which are the males and which are
He responds, "3 were on a beer can; 2 were on the phone."
Submitted for you enjoyment by Steve Hughes - Spencer, West Virginia