HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A FLY!

A woman walks into the kitchen to find her husband
stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asks.

"Hunting flies," he responds.

"Oh! Killing any?" she asks.

"Yep. 3 males, 2 Females," he replies.  

Intrigued, she asks. "How can you tell which are the males and which are the females?"

He responds, "3 were on a beer can; 2 were on the phone."  



Submitted for you enjoyment by Steve Hughes - Spencer, West Virginia
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